Torah Sparks: Table of Contents

This page includes some sermons and divrei Torah that I have written and delivered.

Parshat Tazria-Metzorah

Shabbat Hagadol – V’ga’alti

Parshat D’varim – Shabbat Chazzon

Parshat Va’etchanan

Parshat Ekev – V’ahavta L’reia’cha Kamocha

Parshat Re’eh

Parshat Ki Tetze 

Shabbat after a Hurricane or other disaster

 

The following was written by a 15 yr. old school kid who got an A+ for this entry.  I’m researching his name.

Since the Pledge of Allegiance
And The Lord’s Prayer are NOT ALLOWED in Public schools anymore
Because the word ‘God’ is mentioned
A kid in Arizona wrote the attached NEW School prayer:

“New Pledge of Allegiance”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Now I sit me down in school
Where praying is against the rule
For this great nation under God
Finds mention of Him very odd.

If scripture now the class recites,
It violates the Bill of Rights.
And anytime my head I bow
Becomes a Federal matter now.

Our hair can be purple, orange or green,
That’s no offense; it’s a freedom scene..
The law is specific, the law is precise.
Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.

For praying in a public hall
Might offend someone with no faith at all..
In silence alone we must meditate,
God’s name is prohibited by the state.

We’re allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,
And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks…
They’ve outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible.
To quote the Good Book makes me liable.

We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,
And the ‘unwed daddy,’ our Senior King.
It’s ‘inappropriate’ to teach right from wrong,
We’re taught that such ‘judgments’ do not belong..

We can get our condoms and birth controls,
Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles..
But the Ten Commandments are not allowed,
No word of God must reach this crowd.

It’s scary here I must confess,
When chaos reigns the school’s a mess.
So, Lord, this silent plea I make:
Should I be shot; My soul please take!
Amen

This new solid gold menorah is reserved for use in the eventual Third Beit Hamikdash.

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